As I build stuff
you will see it. This isn't my professional stuff, so don't expect
too much. This is just the BS stuff that I do for fun. I give credit
where credit is due. So if I don't acknowledge someone, they probably
don't deserve it. If I offend anyone then you need to grow a thicker
skin. There is stuff on your local news that makes my stuff look tame.
If you don't get the joke, you weren't there. Otherwise enjoy!
Launched a another online webcomic (already launched the outer circle) and its called Dueling Analogs. Its a gaming comic and updates every Tuesday and Thursday. Make sure to check it out.
I found a couple older pictures lying around on my computer that I made, so it thought I;d put them up here for anyone who wants to see them to see...
First off is a picture that was originally a flooded room to show Mr. Boom Boom laying in a giant puddle of blood. He loves sleeping that way.
Mister Boom Boom (64k - Created 07.17.03 )
Next is a picture that I have no idea what it means, but it made me laugh and I added, what I think is, the appropriate captioning.
Fatty Gayness (84k - Created 04.15.04 )
Lastly, one of my coworkers Jim Dough ranked everyone in our department by oddness, I created a photoshop of the top 3.
1st Annual RWS Odd Awards (64k - Created 04.21.05 )
So, today was Bring your kids to work day and I got the honor of showing the kids how to us flash. Well we had about an hour and this is what we made!
I watched my nephew today and with his direction and some existing artwork we created the following cartoon. The mind of a 9 year old is a weird place.
Created the "width = poop" shirt and you can now buy it at The Ink Store. Its for the web developers out there that just had enough.
I got a lot of traffic to the
outer circle when I mentioned the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
MP3 I threw together. I thought I would put it up here as well for
other people to enjoy. If Burger King or Darius Rucker is reading this
and I am breaking a copyright law, let me know. I will take it down.
Not trying to start trouble, just trying to share Burger King and Hootie
joy with the world.
My online comic the outer circle launched today. Visit it when you get a chance. Its still in its infancy, but I am hoping it does well and is well received.
I ran a search online earlier and found this photoshop that I did for FARK a while ago.
L33t speak. If you know what it is then just skip to the second link, otherwise click the first link. I would go into details here, but the article goes into it pretty well. Just to let you know the converter falls somewhere between medium 1337 and hard |_337.
Inside joke at work, but then again aren't most of them. Harry Moore has the nickname Hambone. Why? I dunno, maybe a drunk redneck knows. Regardless I created the following image from a google search for a hambone. Enjoy.
It's been a while since I have
posted anything here. Well Friday I created a small flash
animation about a drawing on one of our white boards at work.
The picture is of a girl with horrible hair saying that she
likes cheese. Well, I decided to create a flash animation that used her.
It's simple, but its something new. I might make a series
of them, but only time will tell.
I think everyone with enough common
sense, to realize that who will win the election in November is more
important than which celebrity is dating which celebrity this week,
need to stop by The Patriot Project. What is The Patriot Project?
The Patriot Project is a place to discuss current events with colleagues,
no matter the political philosophy or ideology. This is America, and this
is OUR country (I copied that from the site, but it is true). Its
a good site and worth checking out.
I showed my nephew, Jacob, how I layout the Bored and Evil comics. He wanted a make his own, so I helped him to create one. Here it is:
One of my closest friends', Robert Koch a.k.a Peekaboo, online comic launched today. The comic is called Bored and Evil. Here's the first and one of the few places that you'll find out that I also work on this strip. I handle the web site, strip layout and I'm the tracer too. The Ink Spot is my area, but Peek deserves to get credit on his site. Give the strip a chance. Read it for a couple of weeks. If you don't like it by then, no hard feelings...but I think you'll enjoy it.
I found an image from Acclaim's Legends of Wrestling: Showdown on my computer. How did it get there don't know. But I decided to take the image of Dusty Rhodes and photoshop him out and add Jim "Tater" Dough to the image instead.
Adult Attention-Deficit Disorder
or Adult ADD is no laughing matter. If you've ever just not felt
like doing something, you too might have Adult ADD. I went to the
official web site (http://www.adultadd.com), of the disorder, to
see whether or not I may suffer from this crippling disease. Fortunately
for me and millions of other Americans, that might quite possibly
suffer from Adult ADD, they have a test on their site to see if
you too are a victim. There are six questions to this informative
quiz. For those of you that don't fully understand the questions,
I'm going to translate them into plain english so that you can
find out whether or not you are a victim too.
Well I haven't updated the site in a while and the next big change will be the layout. Soon man soon. I fixed a spelling error that my mom noticed when she visited the site and also made a few minor changes and URL encoded the Hannity link so that it doesn't break the W3C compliancy. So here's something old and something new (I didn't create it.) First the old. This is an icon that I built for Richard when he was dating a girl name Katherine. Well using logic I came up with the nickname of "Kitty Poo Poo" for her and created a Mac OS X icon to celebrate the event. Don't have a Mac? Don't download the icon, won't do you any good.
I went to Talkfest yesterday
(March 18th, 2004.) While there, we met Sean
Hannity. I got Amanda's copy of "Deliver
Us from Evil : Defeating Terrorism, Despotism, and Liberalism" signed
for her and also showed Mr. Hannity a copy of "Is
John Kerry the Freeze Miser?." Here's what he had to say about
Sean Hannity - "Funny."
Wow. Simple or not, it did make my day an enjoyable one.
Did not create the following
program, wish I did, but you should still give it a look. The program
I am referring to was created by Morpheses.
There's a lot of animated
shorts out there, but very few talk about Pete
Decker. Pete Decker is Norfolk Virginia's first citizen. In honor
of Pete Decker I created the following short. The quality is real low had only
30 minutes to complete this. Also be patient, this takes a little time
There are people that didn't
fully understand the previous John Kerry joke. If you are one of them,
tough. Its not my job to educate you. Read a damn newspaper once in
a while. But since I am such a nice guy, I created another John Kerry
photoshop for you that didn't get the first one.
to the Drudge
Report today and there was this image of John Kerry on the main
page. It screamed to be photoshopped. Take a look at what I did:
The next piece was created
with the idea in mind that certain
people can actually take a joke. If they can't, the they might
not enjoy the current creation.
by Steve Napierski (http://www.pierski.com)
*Cannot guarantee that your grandmother is dead, will come back from the grave or that she will not devour your mortal flesh.